Caller: What are you renting this place at ….. for?
Me: $795 per month
Caller: For this? It’s only 3 bedrooms.
Me: I’m sorry. What type of place are you looking for? I have others available.
Caller: I am looking for a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, with a garage that allows pets for $500 per month.
Me: Well sir, good luck with that.